My Horizontal Life
A Collection of One-night StandsBook - 2005
You've either done it or know someone who has: the one-night stand, the familiar outcome of a night spent at a bar, sometimes the sole payoff for your friend's irritating wedding, or the only relief from a disastrous vacation. Often embarrassing and uncomfortable, occasionally outlandish, but most times just a necessary and irresistible evil, the one-night stand is a social rite as old as sex itself and as common as a bar stool.
Enter Chelsea Handler. Gorgeous, sharp, and anything but shy, Chelsea loves men and lots of them. My Horizontal Life chronicles her romp through the different bedrooms of a variety of suitors, a no-holds-barred account of what can happen between a man and a sometimes very intoxicated, outgoing woman during one night of passion. From her short fling with a Vegas stripper to her even shorter dalliance with a well-endowed little person, from her uncomfortable tryst with a cruise ship performer to her misguided rebound with a man who likes to play leather dress-up, Chelsea recalls the highs and lows of her one-night stands with hilarious honesty.
Encouraged by her motley collection of friends (aka: her partners in crime) but challenged by her family members (who at times find themselves a surprise part of the encounter), Chelsea hits bottom and bounces back, unafraid to share the gritty details. My Horizontal Life is one guilty pleasure you won't be ashamed to talk about in the morning.
Baker & Taylor
The author shares a collection of true-life stories about her romps through the bedrooms of a variety of suitors, documenting her brief encounters with a Vegas stripper, a well-endowed little person, and a cruise ship performer.
The author shares a collection of true-life stories about her romps through the bedrooms of a variety of suitors, documenting her brief encounters with a Vegas stripper, a well-endowed little person, and a cruise ship performer. Reprint.
From Library Staff
jdneochi Apr 25, 2011
In this book Chelsea Handler chronicles her sexual exploits. Her writing is hilarious. And she doesn't hold back on the details. It is similar to Tucker Max's "I hope they serve beer in hell", albeit a lot less crude. So if you enjoy Tucker Max, you will like Chelsea Handler's "My ... Read More »
SomethingClever Apr 11, 2011
Chelsea handler is awesome, though she may have a drinking problem. She goes into detail about her exploits in a hilarious fashion. If you don't mind her "adult situations" and you have a sense of humor, you'll enjoy this easy read.