Bloodsucking Fiends

Bloodsucking Fiends

A Love Story

Book - 1995
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Baker & Taylor
A tale of vampires on the loose as aspiring young writer Tommy Flood meets beautiful Jody on her nocturnal visit to the supermarket and unwittingly begins an eternal relationship

Blackwell North Amer
Christopher Moore spins a hip tale of vampires on the loose and in love in San Francisco.
When Jody wakes up in an alley, under a dumpster, with a badly burned arm and a pain in her neck, she knows it isn't going to be one of her better days. She feels awful, looks worse; her clothes are torn, her sense of smell is suddenly as sharp as an animal's, she can see heat, and she has super-human strength. And one more thing - she has an insatiable thirst for blood. What she doesn't realize is that this is only the beginning....
C. Thomas Flood (Tommy to his friends) has just arrived in San Francisco, full of dreams of becoming the next literary wunderkind. Instead he ends up working at the local Safeway and playing frozen turkey bowling with the motley night crew. He's also sharing a crowded apartment with five Chinese men who want to marry him in order to keep from getting deported. Could things get any worse? One night Tommy meets the strikingly beautiful Jody on one of her nocturnal visits to the supermarket and gets the surprise of his life when the casual date they make to meet the next night (after sunset, of course) triggers the start of a relationship destined to span eternity. Life (and the afterlife) will never be the same....

& Taylor

From the author of Coyote Blue comes a tale of vampires on the loose as aspiring young writer Tommy Flood meets beautiful Jody on her nocturnal visit to the supermarket and unwittingly begins an eternal relationship. 25,000 first printing.

Publisher: New York : Simon & Schuster, c1995.
ISBN: 9780684810973
Branch Call Number: MOO
Characteristics: 300 p. ; 22 cm.


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Jul 16, 2016

My 5th Moore book and first in this trilogy... does not disappoint! Some of the same characters as Dirty Job, personally not a huge fan of vampire genre but this makes it hilarious. Excited to read other two.

Sep 22, 2015

I would prefer never to read another zombie or vampire tale ever again. However it is Christopher Moore and I'll probably read all of his works despite the subject. Look I'm giving this five stars based solely on the fact that he is the first person I've heard reference polio bud since the year of our Lord 19 and 86. I know of maybe one or two living souls that I even shared this strain with when I brought it from Irvine, California to San Jose, Missourah back in the 80's. One hit of this stuff made you drool on yourself and unable to walk, and that sums up the 80's for me perfectly. I probably never would have even remembered it had he not mentioned in this piece. Thanks for the memories and thanks for another fabulous novel.

Apr 17, 2013

To make much sense and really be any fun, this vampire trilogy HAS to be read in order: (1) Bloodsucking Fiends (2) You Suck (3) Bite Me; with A Dirty Job as an interval between (2) & (3).

Nov 12, 2012

Interesting love story of a different kind!! Christopher Moore's subtle humor makes for a fun read!! I would say 7 out of 10 for me. Looking forward to listening to the two sequels on audio book.

Jun 19, 2012

Funny book on a known theme. Enjoyable read. Sympathetic characters. All in all an original book from a new author (for me). Many more to follow.

May 18, 2012

A different kind of vampire book, it had me laughing out loud at some of the descriptions of scenes. Doesn't take itself seriously in the least! I would recommend this to anyone who enjoys comedy with life changing events.

Mar 09, 2012

I can see why he has been compared with Hiaasen but I found this book just mildly amusing. The Emperor is far & away the most entertaining character so I hope he's in all the books. An original take on the vampire theme.

FangFiction May 07, 2011

First in Moore's Vampire Trilogy, followed by "You Suck" and "Bite Me." This book begins the story of Jody Stroud who gets turned into a vampire and left under a dumpster. Jody's life with her minion, the hapless Tommy Flood (new in town from Incontinence, Indiana), is hilariously filled with quirky characters, witty dialogue, and plenty of supernatural adventures.
Funniest parts: Tommy's adventures with the Wongs; Tommy's reminisces about his home life back in Indiana; the Animals' recreational activities (e.g., turkey bowling, soapsud-skiing behind the self-propelled floor-scrubber); Tommy's vampire research, especially his experiments on Jody to determine the limits of her vampiric traits; and the turtle's attack on Jody's pretentious mother.

Jan 11, 2010

Hilarious. I kept bugging my husband with passages I just had to share.


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